My Ramblings

kimmy made me

2006-11-15T05:11:31Z

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.

must...rant...somwhere

2006-06-05T23:10:42Z

i think this amendment to ban gay marriage is the most ridiculous bullshit i've ever heard. they want to deny people who love each other the legal rights and social acceptance granted to drunk people in vegas on a whim. if you want to strengthen the american family, ban divorce and adultery, both of which cause far more damage to children and morals the gay marriage ever could. damn this bible belt of a town.

home

2006-05-26T22:41:36Z

yeah, home from july 1 to 18-19, get your will time in then cause after that i'm gone til christmas or something.

i_am_just_me19 @ 2006-05-12T23:35:00

2006-05-13T04:36:53Z

quote of the night:

Nees, drunk, to drunk karaoker, "I want to have your Man-children!".

i_am_just_me19 @ 2005-12-07T21:55:00

2005-12-08T02:56:53Z

Happy Birthday Mel.

i_am_just_me19 @ 2005-12-07T00:39:00

2005-12-07T05:43:55Z

my new baby

enjoy

i_am_just_me19 @ 2005-08-22T11:54:00

2005-08-22T15:55:20Z

beach was fun, got a webshots account to show pictures

http://community.webshots.com/user/read4ever2

tell me what you think

Got my Ship Date

2005-08-09T02:10:27Z

I'm leaving december 27th. I got the job i wanted, 1N5X1 - ELECTRONIC SIGNALS INTELLIGENCE EXPLOITATION, which is like intercepting cell phone transmissions, stuff like that. that is exactly what people do at NSA, which is where i like to work one day.

drop me your email addy before i leave, and if you're reading this post, i'd like to hang out with you before i leave.

In

2005-07-06T02:51:40Z

I swore in today. I'm now in the inactive reserve of the United States Air Force until i go to basic training, where i become active duty and serve a term of 4 years. If i don't show up, i get Court-Martialed and time in a federal prison. i will enter the service at the rank of Airman First Class, A1C (E-3) because of my college credits, where almost everyone else is an Airman Basic (E-1). I don't know when i leave for basic. i told them after Sept. 15, but with the backlog of people to be processed, most likely before or around thanksgiving.

I'd like to see everyone who cares enough to read this once before i head out.

comments/discussion welcome.

will -> spy?

2005-06-14T19:13:03Z

since i placed in the 99th percentile (there is no 100th) on the ASVAB, go me, i've been looking at all the jobs available to me. And i think i may have found something that i'm passionate about. Intelligence. I'm guaranteed to get what i want. you get a security clearance and after i go back and get my degree, i could go work at NSA or the CIA, how freaking cool is that? this is the most excited i've been about what i can/could do in a while. maybe there is something to that.

to quote will smith:
"'Cause there's some next level shit going on and I'm OK with that."

ASVAB scores

2005-06-14T14:36:54Z

i took the asvab yesterday. its the military aptitude test. determines how suited you are for different jobs in the military. the scores are based on percentile and i got a 99 out of 99. i have my choice of jobs in the air force and they have to guarantee that i get that job. so yeah, some good news

deaf, hoarse and achy

2005-06-09T03:36:16Z

the killers were awesome. definitely glad i went. keane was good to and the rest were ok.

Life Update

2005-06-01T00:56:54Z

big change in my life that i'd thought i'd let everyone know about. I am most likely not returning to college this fall. I plan to take a year or two off, maybe more and join the military, probably Air Force. just don't think me and school are a good fit right now. top of a short list that'll let me return with enough money/maturity to finish out school is the military.

home

2005-05-22T20:29:20Z

Wireless internet in my room is sweet.

Physics is Phun

2005-05-12T02:21:56Z

Physics is fun but mind warping. example: events simultaneous in one reference frame are not simultaneous in another. translation: If i'm standing still and i see 2 bombs explode simultaneously, for anyone moving past them at any speed, the bombs do not go off at the same time with a greater time between them the faster you go by. Another interesting part of relativity is length contraction. Say a guy with a 16 foot pole is running through a 10 foot barn at about 3/4 speed of light. Now say i could close and open the doors really fast. Due to Length contraction, i see the pole as 8 feet long, and i would be able to close both doors at the same time and enclose the pole in the barn without breaking anything. But from the runner's view, the barn is 5 feet long, and the further door closes and opens, he runs through and the other door closes and opens behind him. and the thing is both are correct in their version of what happens. neato, right?

well i just thought that was cool enough to share. yes i'm a nerd.

Super Powers

2005-04-08T01:55:03Z

If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why? Also, what would your superhero name be?

The sock game

2005-02-04T03:56:33Z

So our floor is playing the sock game again. FOr those not in the know, the game is called assassins and the object is to be the last one standing. At the beginning you're given a target. You have to kill (hit) them with a sock and then you get their target and so on. So me and James have gone hardcore. We've rigged his webcam to focus on the bathroom door and play the sonar sound from a submarine when someone goes by, since all the guys on our floor use it. Also, we made holsters next to the door to hold our socks. James has 2 kills already while i'm at one. yes we are geeks.

i_am_just_me19 @ 2005-01-31T14:37:00

2005-01-31T19:38:51Z

too damn early

2005-01-26T13:43:36Z

this is going to be a very long semester. i have 8 or 9 ams everyday. i'm going to be very tired.

I just found out there was an ice rink near CP

2005-01-17T18:42:04Z

and it is only two blocks from the CP metro station. i'm going to be going there a few times now if anyone wants to join me. Also i found on their site that they're having a maryland night.

Saturday, February 5, 2005, 8-10 pm
Maryland Terrapin Night
Join us for an evening of ice-skating and Maryland spirit. The Maryland Mascot Testudo will make an appearance and there will be plenty of activities you won't want to miss. If you wear University of Maryland apparel, admission is only $2/person and includes skate rental. If not wearing University of Maryland apparel, fee is $4/person and includes skate rental.

i think we should all go to that, it'll be a blast.

my hand is shaking

2004-12-15T10:13:05Z

for the first time i can remember, my hand is actually shaking. its never done that before, even when i thought it should. not feeling so hot about my two upcoming exams all of a sudden.

also is it a good sign when you come to a certain point in your physics textbook and go, "Oh now they're just making this up".

whimper.

New Record

2004-12-12T00:19:21Z

I have a new sleeping record. I have slept for 24 straight hours. I slept from 2 pm friday to 2 pm saturday. even i thought that was unobtainable. i managed to accomplish it by not sleeping for the previous two days. wow.

also, i have since decided to start placing the stickers from pizzas i order on my door half because i wanna keep track, half cause i wanted to put something on my door and thats the only thing that'll stay (soda can tabs and bottle caps don't quite work). Well it has been 6 days since i decided to do that and i have 5 stickers. 5/6 and probably only cause i slept one day away.
college, thy name means freedom.

1 friggin week left

2004-12-09T09:51:22Z

having to write a paper about subtleties sucks when you don't get the subtleties.

also,

<<< stupendous man rocks, that is my costume next halloween, i have decided

Quiz

2004-11-21T19:16:11Z

lets see who knows the most.

Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

written 6 years ago, oddly predictive

2004-11-04T00:50:26Z

Why shouldn't I vote for Bush? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I vote for Bush. Say he wins. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that vote gave Bush the confidence to remove some dictator from power in some third world country. but in the power vacumn, rebels and insurgents pop up and the hide in a village. they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

~quote from Good Will Hunting, slightly modified for today's times.